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Funny!! 9/23/10 4:17 PM
Then there was the farmer who had been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck. He ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" said the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head. "You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better in my life.' Is that the case?"
"Yeah, but..." stammered the farmer. A simple yes or no will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly. "Yes," replied the farmer quietly.
Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said.
"Certainly," replied the farmer. After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. "Then he comes straight over to me, with his gun still smoking, and askes me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the hell would you have said to him?"
"Yeah, but..." stammered the farmer. A simple yes or no will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly. "Yes," replied the farmer quietly.
Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said.
"Certainly," replied the farmer. After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. "Then he comes straight over to me, with his gun still smoking, and askes me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the hell would you have said to him?"
Funny...you're right, very funny!! hehe...and i like your little kingdom up there ↑kinda makes me think of a country church...very quaint!! ♥
Good one! I would have said the same thing to the trigger happy policeman. Happy gaming to you! Joseph
love it~~~~~~~ very true~~~~~~~ love ,Maggie^♥^
hahaha thats so true...very funny xx