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Happy Birthday to Me! 3/3/10 8:39 AM
Since it is my birthday, I took the liberty of looking up my horoscopes from horoscope.com. My horoscope for Pisces:
"Money and friendship rarely mix, Pisces. Keep this in mind today if a friend hits you up for a loan. You’d be better off helping her strategize ways to earn more money. Much as you like to help the underdog, a temporary approach often does more harm than good. A quick loan won’t help your friend's fundamental problem of compulsive spending. Offering to pay for counseling would be a gift of enduring value."
Nonsense! All my friends know I have no money.
And they also had my Chinese horoscope for Tiger:
"Do your best to get to the heart of any problem. Strong emotions may make ordinary responsibilities more than usually stressful. It may help to write down your feelings or talk to someone you trust. Don't be afraid to take the advice of adventurous or unusual people this evening."
That's better. I prefer adventurous and/or unusual people over the regular kind any day.
"Money and friendship rarely mix, Pisces. Keep this in mind today if a friend hits you up for a loan. You’d be better off helping her strategize ways to earn more money. Much as you like to help the underdog, a temporary approach often does more harm than good. A quick loan won’t help your friend's fundamental problem of compulsive spending. Offering to pay for counseling would be a gift of enduring value."
Nonsense! All my friends know I have no money.
And they also had my Chinese horoscope for Tiger:
"Do your best to get to the heart of any problem. Strong emotions may make ordinary responsibilities more than usually stressful. It may help to write down your feelings or talk to someone you trust. Don't be afraid to take the advice of adventurous or unusual people this evening."
That's better. I prefer adventurous and/or unusual people over the regular kind any day.