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Chuck Norris Facts; 5/17/10 1:48 PM
1.The first rule of Chuck Norris is :You do not talk about Chuck Norris. 2.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
4.Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch;he decides what time it is.
5.If a tree falls in the forest,does anybody hear?Yes. Chuck Norris hears it.Chuck Norris Hears everything.
6.Chuck Norris played Russian rulette with a fully loaded gun and WON. 7.Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris.But usually they grow up to just be killed by Chuck Norris.
3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
4.Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch;he decides what time it is.
5.If a tree falls in the forest,does anybody hear?Yes. Chuck Norris hears it.Chuck Norris Hears everything.
6.Chuck Norris played Russian rulette with a fully loaded gun and WON. 7.Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris.But usually they grow up to just be killed by Chuck Norris.
hysterical!! I love it....Was sent to see your castle ...wow!!!! going in my tour update..and will get word out now about it...but this is funny stuff!!! hehe
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