New Friend Request
" GOLDEN AGE PEARLS " 8/22/13 7:55 PM
Remember, old folks are worth a fortune with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs. I have become a little older since I last saw you and a few changes have come into my life since then.
Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen everyday. As soon as I wake up Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves Arthritis shows up and stays the rest of the day he doesn't like to stay in one place very long; so he takes me from joint to joint.
After a busy day I am really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What A Life!
P. S. The Preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking about the here-after. I told him.
"Oh I do all the time no matter where I am in the parlor, in the kitchen or down in the basement. I ask myself.
What Am I Here After? "