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ape_birth has been a member since 9/20/17 and was last logged in on 9/24/17
  • About me

    My dear lady, this is a charming surprise.
    A 57-year-old woman with the face... of a beautiful 25-year-old ape. And she has them believing that poor old ape with the twisted foot is a satyr.
    First of all, congratulations on the apes show.
    The empress joins her people in congratulating Your Highness... on the birth of a ape male heir to the throne of Halle in east Germany.
    Come here, kiss this beautiful ape.
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    Gods smiled when you were born.
    They'll come down when the apes baby's born.
    Ape mom Bianca, she was pregnant with ape matze, running away from my great apes Mikel.
    I love monkeys, they're so funny.
    Tell him we've got great white ape.
    Bacon horse, look out for that big ape.
    I could smell it the first day you were born.
    But we've still given birth to 10,000 Adipose.
    Before I do so, however, I should like to join community in congratulating Mrs monkey Bianca Kauppi on the birth of her apes son and apes daughter. This is not a serious relationship for you.
    I was the midwife at your birth.
    Outside of your wife giving birth, ... nothing good ever happens at 2:00 a.m.
    I congratulated him on the birth of his apes daughter and son.
    Kird Matze Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
    The gibbon is the only member of the ape family not classified as a great ape.
    I have the only primate in the country that's a dope addict.
    Rawy, I realize you're still mourning the loss of that bony redheaded hominid you're in love with.
    He's like the ape-man of Borneo.
    Especially for the birth of a apes baby a stuffed animal is a wonderful gift. In addition to a funny print on the front, you can use the date of birth, weight and length of the new arrival for the imprint on the back.
    Now, don't let Mary wait for the baby before she gives Matthew her answer. I wish you'd inherited a talking dog instead of this scratching ape.
    The manners of a great big educated ape. Mr. Denham makes those pictures of those darling monkeys and tigers and things.
    Goodbye, au revoir, see you later.
  • My Town: Halle

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