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Innocent Esmeralda - A Valentine's Day story 2/13/10 6:24 AM

Esmeralda was born of Romany stock, of travelling folk. A gypsy. On her sixteenth birthday, as is Romany custom, she became eligible for marriage. Esmeralda was fair of face and figure, with a smile to melt the coldest of hearts. Soon she was the talk of the menfolk, and many came to seek her hand.

One in particular caught her heart, a man renowned throughout the gypsy community. A man of substance, means and standing. More than twice Esmerallda's age, he was blessed with a rugged handsomeness and a line in patter which could charm the birds out of the trees. Indeed, Esmeralda was smitten. When he proposed wedlock she could hardly contain herself before accepting.

Esmeralda knew little of the ways of the world, for she was pure of heart and virginal, so as is the Romany tradition, on the eve of the wedding, she sat down with her mother to talk about the birds and the bees. Rose chose her words carefully, as she did not want to alarm her precious daughter.

"My dearest Esmeralda, tomorrow is a day to rejoice, for two great families will be joined forever. The day is for us all, but the night will belong to you. I know you know little about the needs and desires of a man, but he will want to put his most treasured possession into the place where you wee".

Esmeralda slowly pondered over this before replying.....

"Mother, don't be so silly - he'll never get his transit van into the sink !".


(ah, the untainted flower of youth).

Comments

  • til1124

    HaHaHaHa! :) Hope your day yesterday was wonderful!

  • pjoseph1

    oh balroc that was wonderful:-)))))

  • Hrory

    well how CAN someone get a transit van in the sink?? Its impossible i would think. . . . oh dear. . . i don't think I get it, does LOL maybe that means i'm a lovely innocent flower of youth?? :o) Oh but i don't wee in a sink though!!

  • drcurran

    Good one Balroc :)) btw love the drawings in your foto album - talented artist, take care, Catey

  • flower76

    loved it laughed so hard i thought i was going to bust my stitches. thanks bal, cheered me right up.

  • Ann_Grodan

    It started out to be a cute one, but ended not so cute - I laughed anyway, so now you have made the world a "wee" bit happier place!


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