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In Anticipation Of Easter 3/21/10 8:26 AM
Sunday can be quite boring. A day on which one can stare at flowery wallpaper for hours on end, pondering on the rich painted tapestry that represents our lives. So for once I decided to be more constructive, and revisit that age old question.... which came first, the egg or the hen.
Aside from that last phrase being the title of a rather spiffing song on Ry Cooder's "Bop Til You Drop" album, the chicken/egg quandary is of significance. This is simply because no-one knows the right answer.
Do chickens necks stretch far enough to look up their own bottoms to see those oval torpedoes which are soon to land on our breakfast plates? Or, is there some miniature pre-formed chukkie sitting in its cockpit (sorry about that - poetic licence) waiting to be launched from a Chicken Arse to the safe haven of a Chicken Nest?
A chicken's life is filled with uncertainty, which is a topic I need to avoid. Bunnies and chocolate. That's more about the spirit of Easter.... apart from some bloke rising from the grave.
What have rabbits got in common with eggs?
Buggered if I know.....
my mate Bruce is available to take qestions.....
Aside from that last phrase being the title of a rather spiffing song on Ry Cooder's "Bop Til You Drop" album, the chicken/egg quandary is of significance. This is simply because no-one knows the right answer.
Do chickens necks stretch far enough to look up their own bottoms to see those oval torpedoes which are soon to land on our breakfast plates? Or, is there some miniature pre-formed chukkie sitting in its cockpit (sorry about that - poetic licence) waiting to be launched from a Chicken Arse to the safe haven of a Chicken Nest?
A chicken's life is filled with uncertainty, which is a topic I need to avoid. Bunnies and chocolate. That's more about the spirit of Easter.... apart from some bloke rising from the grave.
What have rabbits got in common with eggs?
Buggered if I know.....
my mate Bruce is available to take qestions.....
..Is Bruce out for hire??.. i need a good *yolk*
Bruce says : I am available for a price. A hefty price. In the meantime, never hold a lit match near a furry cat. One wrong move and it will sound like a dog. "Whooooooffff".
As time passed the chicks became smaller & new gods were worshipped, the once great pagan rabbits of old fell out of favour & as punishment for their idolatry each year one poor rabbit is forced to wander the earth giving out chocolate eggs in a parody of their once great but little known religion
Bruce says : Poor lonesome rabbit, wandering the planet? Are you joking? Watch Donny Darko and say "Hello" to Frank !!!!!
Saw your comments on fools blog and had to come over great picture & blog. I may have an answer to your dilemma. Part 1 The egg came first obviously – the egg was originally a dinosaur egg and the resulting giant chick which emerged an evolutionary mutation.
Bruce says : So, if the egg came first, why do chicken's eyes water?
bunnies hatch out of eggs. you need to know this little -known fact.
Bruce says : so do one- eyed dinosaurs. Dyathinkesaurus?
Who said you were an egghead? Actually I think you are a "good egg"! Happy Easter Bal!
Bruce says : Balroc is more Thickhead than Egghead - he thinks that Prairie Oysters are served to the Queen when she is feeling fruity.
....and...sorry - would leave gift, but apparently the cheap king only allows 5 a day to be given..and I had left your photos for last (that's what you do with the best...right??) hehe
Bruce says : The Fool isn't "Cheep" (the yolks are flying thick and fast here. Groan).