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How To Beat Magic Dan At Keyword 5/20/10 12:22 PM

OK, so Mr. Merch is a tyrant at the above-mentioned game. He regularly whups my (and everyone else's) arse at this, in a metaphorical way you understand. So, I have come up with several ideas of getting our own backs on this denizen of the dictionary, so here goes...... this IS (Fanfare, please).....WAYS TO BEAT DAN

1. Accept a challenge..... play the game and then check the scores. If his score is better, then challenge again and find bigger and better words

2.Place an effective virus into all the most effective dictionary sites on the web. This may slow him down.

3.Make big words up - this is random, but you might get lucky.

4.Offer him money and caskets of jewels for throwing a game.

5.Cut the cables to his Modem (or whatever he uses).

6.If he ever says "Hello" or tries to be friendly, don't believe it - he is delving into your psyche. Report him to abuse.

7.Get in touch with all your keyword playing friends who have telepathic abilities.... with the power of group minds we can bring this tyrant down.

8.Avoid using only three letter words in a game (cos you'll never get the bonus round.

9.Break into his house and rearrange the keys on his keyboard.Then remove all lighting so that he has to play in the dark.

10. Stab him.

Hope this helps. Anyone looking for tips to deal with other tyrants?

Thank you for reading.

Comments

  • lipstick50

    Sounds like #9 has the best chance. Are you offering to do it for us? ☺

  • GoatWillow

    Re-route the game`s link, from using Fool`s favourite dodgy Interweb dictionary, to one that only uses proper English words. ;)


    WOW ! I am SO up for that......ermmmmmm.... how do I do it?

  • sanbie

    Haha Balroc I have often said I would love his word list.I like number 2 the most I think. But I am thinking up things to offer him also haha.

  • danmerch

    what you should do is make me post my lists after each major challenge. you'll actually see how simplistic the words are.


    Noooo Dan ! That would spoil the fun !!!! Besides, we have shared tips from time to time... why change?

  • danmerch

    Nice job T. i dont recommend #10, please no, but #7 seems like a good idea. As long as the games are freebies, there's no harm in pooling resources.☺


    My personal fave is #9 - #10 is a tad extreme (God help me when you read #10 on the next Danblog) ;o)

  • flower76

    vive la revolution and all that, i swear dan actually gets several more rounds than us mere mortals. ;-)


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