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balroc45 has been a member since 8/8/05 and was last logged in on 3/15/13

How To Beat Magic Dan At Jungle Bubble 5/20/10 1:50 PM

We have heard of Magic Dan's prowess at a word game. I understand that he is equally adept at pointing a blow pipe at round things, but fear not, for here is my guide to whacking Dan at his own Southern Hemisphere favourite sport. Chorus of Trumpets please, for HERE IT IS..... HOW TO BEAT DAN.

1. Alert the bubble custodians.

2. Bend his pipe.

3.Invoke the wrath of The Bubble Gods should Danmerch enter challenges.Again, this can be done by harnessing the power of the collective Bubble Playing wills. Wish him evil and he will begone.

4.Pop all the bubbles with a sharp object (for example, a knitting needle) as soon as the game begins.

5. Sit a chicken on 'em for protection.

6. Tell Dan that every third bubble popped will release deadly gas in a small country.

7. Inject bubbles with concrete so the buggers won't burst anyway.

8.Attach Velcro to the sides which have been cleared, so he can't do angle shots.

9. Have some technological genius remove all colour from his PC screen - that should REALLY do the trick.

10. Boil him in oil.

Hope this helps. Any more tips for dealing with tyrants?

Thank you for reading.



Comments

  • 3oma

    oo yes ower dear dan is a master in all the games .. and you in big bang dear balroc ,, lots of love big hugs and xxxx

  • lipstick50

    How about beating him in Luxor or LMLMN ... or anything? *giggle*

  • GoatWillow

    Change the game`s opening splash screen, to a red box containing the words "something went wrong"

  • sanbie

    I love the cement one haha. Just watch his shot bounce off and not pop anything. But I thought we did pay King off to change it. Guess it was not enough money they fixed it:P.

  • gsleader1471

    these are so freakin funny, I had to come back..started laughing before I could start reading again.....ladies - you're comments just as funny!! hehe maybe we can get goatwillow for #9

  • Killarney.62

    rofl, I've just knocked my glass on the keyboard while spitting :-)))


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