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balroc45 has been a member since 8/8/05 and was last logged in on 3/15/13

How To Beat Torsthom To The Top Of The Left List 5/20/10 4:43 PM

Howdydoody everyone. This one is tricky, as Mr. T is the most visited member on the site. Nontheless, I believe that there are ways of keeping him off that top spot. Choir Of Angels, please, for here IS the guide to dislodging our Teutonic chum.....

1.Grow a larger moustache

2.Dress up in retro clothes, take pics and put 'em in your album.

3.Visit every person who has ever visited this site.

4.Send messages to all of them, wishing them "good luck in all of your games".

5.Tell everyone that your relationship has just disintegrated.

6. Complain at length about how unfair the VIP system is.

7.Start a petition on the main blogs for 3oma, nominating her for The Nobel Nice Prize.

8. Tell everyone how much you love animals.

9.Post naked photos of your grandparents.

10. Regarding the above, please don't.

There are more ways than three to skin a cat. Other suggestions for the "How To Beat....." addition may be welcomed or tossed in the bin.

Thank you for reading.

Comments

  • 3oma

    oooooo dear bal ,,noooo please no petition for me please ..lol ha ha ,, you was a long time ago also on the left list ,,do you remember that????? nice blog from you ,, lots of love big hugs and xxxx

  • lipstick50

    These How To blogs are terrific!! ☺

  • GoatWillow

    Change your name to "Fish-chucker2006", and ask your mum to visit your profile repeatedly. :)

  • sanbie

    Well done Balroc all three are wonderful. hehe

  • til1124

    3 in a ROW! You go Balroc!!!!!!

  • gsleader1471

    Oh bal dear...I think you have found your calling & your niche!!!! hahahahahahha


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