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balroc45 has been a member since 8/8/05 and was last logged in on 3/15/13

How To Beat Trishelle At Twist Me Silly 5/21/10 3:32 PM

Ah, Trishelle (or Shiteller as she was once cruelly christened)... We are all aware that she has won every award known to King, and is "The Old Lady " of the site. A little bird told me that she is a dab hand at Twist Me Silly, crushing all in her path in this riveting game, so here it is (Roar Of Lions Please)...... HOW TO BEAT TRISHELLE....

1.Make the game grids revolve.

2.Pull THAT bonnet down over her eyes.

3.Ban the eating of 'Smores during gameplay.

4.Make death threats against her "puppups" if you are losing.

5.Suggest she plays wearing oven gloves or mittens.

6.Use the chat facility during gameplay - tell her that the prize at stake is a date with Kongsan.

7.Inform her that as a health and safety issue, the use of ice skates is now the subject of a worldwide ban. This should induce an apoplectic fit.

8. With strategically placed explosives, set off that 2nd Icelandic volcano as she is on another transatlantic jaunt.

9.Steal her cigarettes and replace them with spliffs.

10.Smother her with fluffy pillows.

Hope this helps. Any more for any (s)more(s) ?

Thank you for reading.

Comments

  • gsleader1471

    oh amy, amy, amy....smores are the ....mmmmm...best!!!! yummy!!

  • snapeswidow

    lol, bal3. this is too funny.

  • amyb88

    ok, im gonna have to ask. what the heck are s'mores????

  • kambrell30

    I always wondered how I could beat her..lol

  • valdood

    haha ;) Love reading this one and it's more funny when I see the avatars on the comments below... the moment I write this every one is bandaged ( including me ) ;))

  • Ann_Grodan

    Cheap chocolates can contain Mercury! (not Freddie tho) So to devour 'Smores isn't really a good idea!