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How To Beat Being Sent To The Dungeon 5/27/10 5:07 PM
Hello everyone again. I decided to post this blog having recently experienced life underground yet again. Not that I didn't deserve it this time. Hey Ho.....even i can learn from mistakes. So... (National Anthems at full volume please)..... this is Papillon's guide to avoiding incarceration
1. Never post on the blogs.
2. If you DO post on the blogs, never use expletives or Anglo Saxon terms for male genitalia.
3.Never gloat about the person you may have just pioughed.
4.Plead temporary insanity to Fool andor support.
5.Beg forgiveness.
6. Change avatars to the same as the condemned culprit.
7.Remind the offending person that if heshe is allowed back that they will have to spend hours clearing their challenges.
8.Loosen the nuts on his computer chair so that he can't reach the keyboard to type his words of wisdom.
9. Actually think before posting and inserting foot in mouth.
10. Shoot the perpetrator.
Hope this helps. Truly, this particular offender was out of order (I WILL learn me some manners).
Thank you for reading.
1. Never post on the blogs.
2. If you DO post on the blogs, never use expletives or Anglo Saxon terms for male genitalia.
3.Never gloat about the person you may have just pioughed.
4.Plead temporary insanity to Fool andor support.
5.Beg forgiveness.
6. Change avatars to the same as the condemned culprit.
7.Remind the offending person that if heshe is allowed back that they will have to spend hours clearing their challenges.
8.Loosen the nuts on his computer chair so that he can't reach the keyboard to type his words of wisdom.
9. Actually think before posting and inserting foot in mouth.
10. Shoot the perpetrator.
Hope this helps. Truly, this particular offender was out of order (I WILL learn me some manners).
Thank you for reading.
If you don't get thrown back in the dungeon again then that means Mr. Willow will have to say something awful so we will at least have someone to go party er, uh, break out! Still think we should build a swimming pool in the big hole that rick made in the backyard!
welcome back,my friend! You make things interesting
Glad to have you back bal, we did some funny and maybe a little drunk adventures while you served your time. I'm still broke out from the wrap☺☺☺
Glad your back I was enjoying your how to beat blogs - although I was a little concerned when I found I was considering your more drastic options on them as being my only hope. Welcome back!
Welcome back. You do make it lively on the blogs.
glad your back, Bal. you were missed!