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balroc45 has been a member since 8/8/05 and was last logged in on 3/15/13

How To Beat Argentina 7/4/10 12:27 PM

Once upon a time there was this little runt...... or perhaps i should say mongrel.... who was rather good at knockiing a ball about on a large area of grass. This is known as a football pitch. This person grew up to play for his country in light blue and white stripes and black shorts. Yes, you have guessed - Maradonna was his name. He is now the "coach" of his national side. This drug-addled cheating dwarf once sent England home by punching the football into the net (note the emphasis on FOOTball)). Here is my guide to whacking the Argies at their own game.

1. Put eleven Germans on the pitch.

2. Score four goals without reply.

3. Sink their team bus.

4. Give Maradonna's name and address to the Colombian Cartel.

5. Get the referee to snort all his coke.

6. Tell the Argies that diving is something usually done in an Olympic Swimming Pool.

7. Don't pick players with names such as Ponce or Messy.

8. Turn up at the stadium.

9. Smirk at aforementioned coach at every opportunity.

10. Annihilate the whingeing b***ds

This is how it is done.....whoops - it already has been ! Yesterday in fact.Twas my privelege to watch their total demolition and demise. Now let's see the Sons of the Fatherland strut some more funky football stuff. Hope this helps.

Thank you for reading.

Comments

  • trixi.za

    vanishing blog. voluntary?

  • wisie

    Time for a blog how Holland will win? :-)

  • til1124

    Its soccer not football.

  • lipstick50

    I thought England & Germany were bitter soccer rivals. You must REALLY not like Argentina's team. ☺♥

  • trixi.za

    watched it at fan park. i have kuduzela lips today. what a pleasure. sa medical council has given special award to argie medics for the miracle cures they achieve, just by appearing on pitch. same for you're a guy medics.

  • wisie

    Sorry for Germany, but Holland will really win this cup ;-)


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