New Friend Request
Balroc's Dungeon Diets 10/3/10 6:05 PM
You people on the surface can be SO SO cruel. I am still able to read the blogs, and have duly noted the recent exchange of recipes therein. And here am I. officially only being allowed stale bread and a thimbleful of rancid milk twice a day (usually at the times when freerolls can be played.... as you can imagine, I am more interested in getting my meagre rations down my neck than trying to win 2 pence on some crappy Mahjong game.
Some members have been kind enough to smuggle in gifts to me. The two mice made great companions for the first ten minutes of their arrival, but then a hungry man has to do what he has to do..... I particularly regret the passing of Mouse Number Two, who I lovingly christened " Smalltoe". Even without condiments or other seasoning he was totally delicious. My only request to anyone considering sending more mice is that they try to find one' with more meat on them. The two so far have been tasty but too scrawny. I want something I can dig me teeth into.
This is why I am contemplating a whole change of lifestyle if I ever get out of here. Having survived thus far on a diet of bread, rancid (almost cheese-like) milk, beetles, cockroaches, flies, mice and the stuffing of my urine soaked mattress (not mine I may add) I will be turning cannibal upon release.
I have no wish to offend anyone from Iceland, but I have a craving..... for my first proper meal I would LOVE slowly roasted leg of Bjork, with all the trimmings.....
Any offers?
Thank you for reading.
Some members have been kind enough to smuggle in gifts to me. The two mice made great companions for the first ten minutes of their arrival, but then a hungry man has to do what he has to do..... I particularly regret the passing of Mouse Number Two, who I lovingly christened " Smalltoe". Even without condiments or other seasoning he was totally delicious. My only request to anyone considering sending more mice is that they try to find one' with more meat on them. The two so far have been tasty but too scrawny. I want something I can dig me teeth into.
This is why I am contemplating a whole change of lifestyle if I ever get out of here. Having survived thus far on a diet of bread, rancid (almost cheese-like) milk, beetles, cockroaches, flies, mice and the stuffing of my urine soaked mattress (not mine I may add) I will be turning cannibal upon release.
I have no wish to offend anyone from Iceland, but I have a craving..... for my first proper meal I would LOVE slowly roasted leg of Bjork, with all the trimmings.....
Any offers?
Thank you for reading.
on the pretense the KAM lets you out - will need Guest name, Fave Holiday Food & Bev, Fave activity for Christmas Gathering!! Answers here please!! PRONTO!!
A guest name? How does "Cobral The Impaler" sound ? Holiday - a now deserted mine in the Chilean desert. Food - braised aard vark in a white wine and tarragon cream sauce. Drink? Watney's Red Barrel (cos I have got used to the taste of piss) ;o).
Have come for your RSVP answers for party...
I am inclined to accept the kind invitation. However, there are no guarantees that the KAM (King Abuse Morons) will ever let me back in (although they are happy to take my money).
It's good...I like the additions to the "kingdom" up there....well done!!
Beware... eating mousies gives you bad breath! But of course, I am NOT speaking from experience.
at least you got a fountain for keeping clean..
don't forget the "barb" wire!! hehe...