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balroc45 has been a member since 8/8/05 and was last logged in on 3/15/13

How To Beat Your Head Against a Brick Wall 9/28/10 10:21 AM

The last week has been sort of interesting, given the chain of events which once more have led to me being sent to the nether regions of the Kingdom. This is a place with which I am now all too familiar, having spent many a happy hour down here with my fellow offenders and cockroaches.

Yes, the walls ARE made of bricks, cemented together lovingly by dollops of "Double Standard Thick Skinned" mortar, provided by our patrons. Not to worry though.... the floor is soft, with tunnelling a definite possibility.

It can get lonely at times down here - ("flies all green and buzzin' in this dungeon of despair") and I crave a sandwich now and again.... the choice of fillings however is somewhat meagre. My captors have been trying to force-feed me Humble Pie, but there is no chance of that happening. I shall stick to chewing on my soggy mattress for sustenance.

Enough of this waffle.... I have my copy of "Kerrang" to keep me company....I just hope that the sinister midgets with the buckets and mops don't try to burn it.....

So... here is Balrocs guide to beating one's head against a brick wall. Please feel free to comment or add suggestions, and try not to agitate my oppressors ( the cockroaches at surface level).

1. Stand your ground when making your points

2. Go cap in hand to support when you feel that there is an issue which needs sorting.

3. Try telling the powers that be that some things just shouldn't be permitted

4.Nut the bricks in frustration.

5.Be honest to yourselves.

Usually I make 10 points on the "How To" blogs, but I reckon that five is enough in this circumstance. Must go now - I get one hour of exercise in here, and my head hurts.....

Thank you for reading.

Comments

  • 1ladyecho

    *DOWN * there

  • 1ladyecho

    Oh Balroc. Will you never learn? let me know whatever it is you need to pass the time. I have a "very special" way of getting things done there. Since I was the one to fix the 1 light in the hall there, they summon me when it goes out ; &

  • rockin-robyn

    soooo if "The Fool" didn't think it was appropriate either why did u get banished??? ..the other guy was also making comments.. is he down there with u?? ...so i smuggled in some popcorn 'n ale so u kan have a party with ur mousie friend!! ..do u want sum challies?? so when do u get out?? t/c♥


    Fool seems reasonable. The people at abuse, however, are not. I can't be bothered arguing my case to them, for once they (King) decide that you are better kept silent then you gotta go. I hadf no argument with any individual, just a choice of name. That's this "community" for you.

  • valdood

    It's so nice to be a 'non- native'.. You write something and when you read it back the next day it sounds sooooo... huh... wrong...;))


    ...but funny .o)

  • valdood

    hehe... only if I'm allowed to wear thick rubber gloves... make it a whole outfit..


    OK.....I just LOVE a lush in Latex !

  • valdood

    flower; You stole my cake recipe?!! okay.. lets see. a mouse, cake, beer...hhmmm... need an escort??


    an escort? Nah, not yet... wouldn't mind someone to hold my hand when King sticks me in the electric chair though... you offering? ;o)