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The Deadly Presibendo 4/17/09 1:14 PM
Years ago, before the days of WWF, wrestling was not the circus that it has since become. It was a serious battle between large men, a meeting of body and mind...a fight for supremacy. This harks back to Greek times, when men were men and sheep were afraid.
Long ago, in my youth, we watched wrestling on ITV (black and white in those days). In the 60's the prevailing world heavyweight was this huge pot-bellied Russian who had never lost a single bout....his speciality was a hold called The Deadly Presibendo, a hold so devastating that few survived intact, usually never to enter the ring again.
That was until a previous opponent trained his son up to tackle him... this man taught his son every move to avoid The Deadly Presibendo, and by hard work and virtue the lad worked his way up the ranks until he was ready to challenge for the prestigious world title.
So...he get's a shot. The big night arrives and the bout begins....for the first three rounds our lad holds his own, dodging and weaving....but in the fourth, the Russian catches him with The Deadly Presibendo.
His father watches from the sidelines, crying... no-one has broken this hold...then all of a sudden, a mighty scream is heard, the Russian is thrown off, and lands unconscious on the ring floor. Our lad has won !!!!! The joy engulfs the auditorium ! The Brit is king !
Dad embraces his son, the new World Champ.... "Son....you've done it ! But how did you get out of The Deadly Presibendo/ The most feared hold ever?"
Son replies...."Well Dad, I did OK for three rounds, then he caught me in The Deadly Presibendo....the pain was excruciating....there was blood and snot running down my nose and i couldn't open my eyes.... when I DID manage to open them. all I could see was a pair of bollocks dangling in front of me, so I bit them as hard as I could.....
...and there is nothing like biting your own bollocks to give you strength !!!"
(see photo of fearsome hold)
Long ago, in my youth, we watched wrestling on ITV (black and white in those days). In the 60's the prevailing world heavyweight was this huge pot-bellied Russian who had never lost a single bout....his speciality was a hold called The Deadly Presibendo, a hold so devastating that few survived intact, usually never to enter the ring again.
That was until a previous opponent trained his son up to tackle him... this man taught his son every move to avoid The Deadly Presibendo, and by hard work and virtue the lad worked his way up the ranks until he was ready to challenge for the prestigious world title.
So...he get's a shot. The big night arrives and the bout begins....for the first three rounds our lad holds his own, dodging and weaving....but in the fourth, the Russian catches him with The Deadly Presibendo.
His father watches from the sidelines, crying... no-one has broken this hold...then all of a sudden, a mighty scream is heard, the Russian is thrown off, and lands unconscious on the ring floor. Our lad has won !!!!! The joy engulfs the auditorium ! The Brit is king !
Dad embraces his son, the new World Champ.... "Son....you've done it ! But how did you get out of The Deadly Presibendo/ The most feared hold ever?"
Son replies...."Well Dad, I did OK for three rounds, then he caught me in The Deadly Presibendo....the pain was excruciating....there was blood and snot running down my nose and i couldn't open my eyes.... when I DID manage to open them. all I could see was a pair of bollocks dangling in front of me, so I bit them as hard as I could.....
...and there is nothing like biting your own bollocks to give you strength !!!"
(see photo of fearsome hold)
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