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Tᕼᕮ SᗩY ᗩᑎᗪ ᑭOST ᗯᕼᗩT YOᑌ ᒪIKᕮ ᗷᒪOG 'ᗯITᕼIᑎ ᖇᕮᗩSOᑎ Oᖴ ᑕOᑌᖇSᕮ' Pt2 5/21/18 4:21 PM

SO Tᕼᕮᖇᕮ ᗩᖇᕮ ᖴᕮᗯ ᖇᑌᒪᕮS, ᗩᑭᗩᖇT ᖴᖇOᗰ ᑎO ᗷITᑕᕼIᑎG Iᑎ ᑭᖇIᑎT ᗩᗷOᑌT ᗩᑎYOᑎᕮ OTᕼᕮᖇ Tᕼᗩᑎ ᖇG, ᗩS I Sᕼᗩᒪᒪ ᖇᕮᗰOᐯᕮ IT! TᕼIS ISᑎ'T Tᕼᕮ ᑕOᗰᗰᑌᑎITY ᗷᒪOG ITS ᗰY ᗪOᗰᗩIᑎ SO I ᕼᗩᐯᕮ Tᕼᕮ ᖇIGᕼT TO ᗪᕮᒪᕮTᕮ ᗩᑎᗪ Oᖇ ᗷᒪOᑕK ᗩᑎY ᑕOᗰᗰᕮᑎT Oᖇ ᑭᕮᖇSOᑎ ᗯᕼO I ᗯᗩᑎT, Iᖴ TᕼIS IS ᑎOT TO YOᑌᖇ ᒪIKIᑎG YOᑌ ᕼᗩᐯᕮ Tᕼᕮ ᖇIGᕼT TO ᕼOST YOᑌᖇ Oᗯᑎ ᗷᒪOG Oᑎ YOᑌᖇ Oᗯᑎ ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪᕮ Iᖴ YOᑌ ᑕᗩᖇᕮ TO TᗩKᕮ Tᕼᕮ TIᗰᕮ.

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Topics: As before whatever you like within the rules above!

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Birthday Greetings from 3oma will be accessible from her silver account maartjeop

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Freerolls for Tuesday 22nd May

Stitcheroo
Puff Fish Poppers
Cuckoo Canvas
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Daily freeroll working today but don't hold your breath lol :))

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A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long?
Hit the damn ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," says his partner.
"You'll never hit her from here."

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The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"
Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye."
"That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"
And turning to Jessica, she says:
"I've three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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Three nurses died and went to heaven, where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
To the first, he asked, "What did you do on Earth and why should you go to heaven?"
"I was a nurse in an inner city hospital," she replied. "I worked to bring healing and peace to the poor suffering city children."
"Very noble," said St. Peter. "You may enter."
And in through the gates she went.

To the next, he asked the same question: "So what did you do on Earth?"
"I was a nurse at a missionary hospital in Africa," she replied. "For many years, I worked with a skeleton crew of doctors and nurses who tried to reach out to as many peoples and tribes with a hand of healing and with a message of God's love."
"How touching," said St. Peter. "You too may enter." And in she went.

He then came to the last nurse, to whom he asked, "So, what did you do back on Earth?"
After some hesitation, she explained, "I was just a nurse at an HMO (Health Insurers)."
St. Peter pondered this for a moment, and then said, "Okay, you may enter also."
"Whew!" said the nurse. "For a moment there, I thought you weren't going to let me in."
"Oh, you can come in," said St. Peter, "but you can only stay for three days..."

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Okay once again the rest is up to you!


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mi casa es tu casa

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Wishing you all good health luck love and happiness slainte Sile (◑‿◐)

Comments

  • PlanetWaves

    I ordered 4 Kindles off the Amazon website to give out as presents. I was a bit annoyed when a Two Ronnies DVD turned up.


    Oh I would have been too probably would've said billhooks!

  • redstevedog

    walkin alone not always easy - is life meant to be easy - well the weekend should be - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k - Akon - Lonely -(sing) so lonely -lala


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc

  • .Kyllan.

    Wishing all a nice & fun weekend & 'a widdle thoft and fuwwy wabby' :) ☼ https://i.pinimg.com/originals/08/0b/7c/080b7cab8ab788871dc256412519d2b6.jpg


    You too sweetie! hey tis Thumper :)))

  • margri

    good night all, operation postphoned until Sunday at 7.00 am(awful time)


    Oh hun must be so frustrating hun :((

  • Terror1001

    An Englishman, an Irishman, and Scottish man are drinking in a bar. A fly lands in the Englishman's pint. The Englishman is incensed, and pushes his beer away and orders another. A fly lands in the Scottish man's pint. The Scottish man looks at the fly, shrugs, and just drinks the fly down. A fly lands in the Irishman's pint. The Irishman is furious. He picks out the fly, and violently shakes the fly over his pint glass while screaming, "Spit it out ya wee bastard!"


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8

  • redstevedog

    @all -evening - i cant believe i never posted a song last night with comment( & it was not even serious -lol) - ref-broken=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c - I walk alone, I walk alone -lala -Ah ah ah ah ah -lala


    You Steve ... never! >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV5_LQArLa0


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