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Tᕼᕮ SᗩY ᗩᑎᗪ ᑭOST ᗯᕼᗩT YOᑌ ᒪIKᕮ ᗷᒪOG 'ᗯITᕼIᑎ ᖇᕮᗩSOᑎ Oᖴ ᑕOᑌᖇSᕮ' Pt2 5/21/18 4:21 PM

SO Tᕼᕮᖇᕮ ᗩᖇᕮ ᖴᕮᗯ ᖇᑌᒪᕮS, ᗩᑭᗩᖇT ᖴᖇOᗰ ᑎO ᗷITᑕᕼIᑎG Iᑎ ᑭᖇIᑎT ᗩᗷOᑌT ᗩᑎYOᑎᕮ OTᕼᕮᖇ Tᕼᗩᑎ ᖇG, ᗩS I Sᕼᗩᒪᒪ ᖇᕮᗰOᐯᕮ IT! TᕼIS ISᑎ'T Tᕼᕮ ᑕOᗰᗰᑌᑎITY ᗷᒪOG ITS ᗰY ᗪOᗰᗩIᑎ SO I ᕼᗩᐯᕮ Tᕼᕮ ᖇIGᕼT TO ᗪᕮᒪᕮTᕮ ᗩᑎᗪ Oᖇ ᗷᒪOᑕK ᗩᑎY ᑕOᗰᗰᕮᑎT Oᖇ ᑭᕮᖇSOᑎ ᗯᕼO I ᗯᗩᑎT, Iᖴ TᕼIS IS ᑎOT TO YOᑌᖇ ᒪIKIᑎG YOᑌ ᕼᗩᐯᕮ Tᕼᕮ ᖇIGᕼT TO ᕼOST YOᑌᖇ Oᗯᑎ ᗷᒪOG Oᑎ YOᑌᖇ Oᗯᑎ ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪᕮ Iᖴ YOᑌ ᑕᗩᖇᕮ TO TᗩKᕮ Tᕼᕮ TIᗰᕮ.

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Topics: As before whatever you like within the rules above!

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Birthday Greetings from 3oma will be accessible from her silver account maartjeop

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Freerolls for Tuesday 22nd May

Stitcheroo
Puff Fish Poppers
Cuckoo Canvas
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Daily freeroll working today but don't hold your breath lol :))

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A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long?
Hit the damn ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," says his partner.
"You'll never hit her from here."

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The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"
Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye."
"That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"
And turning to Jessica, she says:
"I've three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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Three nurses died and went to heaven, where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
To the first, he asked, "What did you do on Earth and why should you go to heaven?"
"I was a nurse in an inner city hospital," she replied. "I worked to bring healing and peace to the poor suffering city children."
"Very noble," said St. Peter. "You may enter."
And in through the gates she went.

To the next, he asked the same question: "So what did you do on Earth?"
"I was a nurse at a missionary hospital in Africa," she replied. "For many years, I worked with a skeleton crew of doctors and nurses who tried to reach out to as many peoples and tribes with a hand of healing and with a message of God's love."
"How touching," said St. Peter. "You too may enter." And in she went.

He then came to the last nurse, to whom he asked, "So, what did you do back on Earth?"
After some hesitation, she explained, "I was just a nurse at an HMO (Health Insurers)."
St. Peter pondered this for a moment, and then said, "Okay, you may enter also."
"Whew!" said the nurse. "For a moment there, I thought you weren't going to let me in."
"Oh, you can come in," said St. Peter, "but you can only stay for three days..."

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Okay once again the rest is up to you!


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mi casa es tu casa

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Wishing you all good health luck love and happiness slainte Sile (◑‿◐)

Comments

  • .Kyllan.

    All okay? 27/5 We celebrate Mors Dag (Mother's Day) in Sweden and I miss my Mamma so much ♥ https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qquq33ns8T8/hqdefault.jpg


    Aww happy Mothers day to all who celebrate it today 27th May ((hugs)) xxx

  • Terror1001

    Stopped a few times but had nothing to say, still have nothing to say but I thought I'd say something :-))


    it matters not what you say hun just nice you did :))) xx

  • HakaJota

    LMHO :-)))) love the jokes esp the one with hypnotist :-P still giggling all the time... wish you all a wonderful weekend ... you make me feel 'not alone' Hugs Hanna

  • rockin-robyn

    just think @margri.. then you can sleep the rest of the day away and be waited on hand and foot.. just saying :)

  • redstevedog

    got to be joking - lol - we open late here in this town - as the weekend here i suppose !! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcZ-0o53md8 - Brandon Flowers - Lonely Town - Another kid in lonely town -lala

  • susan462

    A termite walks into a bar and says, "Where is the bar tender?"


    Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."


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