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Tᕼᕮ SᗩY ᗩᑎᗪ ᑭOST ᗯᕼᗩT YOᑌ ᒪIKᕮ ᗷᒪOG 'ᗯITᕼIᑎ ᖇᕮᗩSOᑎ Oᖴ ᑕOᑌᖇSᕮ' Pt2 5/21/18 4:21 PM
SO Tᕼᕮᖇᕮ ᗩᖇᕮ ᖴᕮᗯ ᖇᑌᒪᕮS, ᗩᑭᗩᖇT ᖴᖇOᗰ ᑎO ᗷITᑕᕼIᑎG Iᑎ ᑭᖇIᑎT ᗩᗷOᑌT ᗩᑎYOᑎᕮ OTᕼᕮᖇ Tᕼᗩᑎ ᖇG, ᗩS I Sᕼᗩᒪᒪ ᖇᕮᗰOᐯᕮ IT! TᕼIS ISᑎ'T Tᕼᕮ ᑕOᗰᗰᑌᑎITY ᗷᒪOG ITS ᗰY ᗪOᗰᗩIᑎ SO I ᕼᗩᐯᕮ Tᕼᕮ ᖇIGᕼT TO ᗪᕮᒪᕮTᕮ ᗩᑎᗪ Oᖇ ᗷᒪOᑕK ᗩᑎY ᑕOᗰᗰᕮᑎT Oᖇ ᑭᕮᖇSOᑎ ᗯᕼO I ᗯᗩᑎT, Iᖴ TᕼIS IS ᑎOT TO YOᑌᖇ ᒪIKIᑎG YOᑌ ᕼᗩᐯᕮ Tᕼᕮ ᖇIGᕼT TO ᕼOST YOᑌᖇ Oᗯᑎ ᗷᒪOG Oᑎ YOᑌᖇ Oᗯᑎ ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪᕮ Iᖴ YOᑌ ᑕᗩᖇᕮ TO TᗩKᕮ Tᕼᕮ TIᗰᕮ.
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Topics: As before whatever you like within the rules above!
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Birthday Greetings from 3oma will be accessible from her silver account maartjeop
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Freerolls for Tuesday 22nd May
Stitcheroo
Puff Fish Poppers
Cuckoo Canvas
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Daily freeroll working today but don't hold your breath lol :))
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A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long?
Hit the damn ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," says his partner.
"You'll never hit her from here."
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The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"
Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye."
"That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"
And turning to Jessica, she says:
"I've three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Three nurses died and went to heaven, where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
To the first, he asked, "What did you do on Earth and why should you go to heaven?"
"I was a nurse in an inner city hospital," she replied. "I worked to bring healing and peace to the poor suffering city children."
"Very noble," said St. Peter. "You may enter."
And in through the gates she went.
To the next, he asked the same question: "So what did you do on Earth?"
"I was a nurse at a missionary hospital in Africa," she replied. "For many years, I worked with a skeleton crew of doctors and nurses who tried to reach out to as many peoples and tribes with a hand of healing and with a message of God's love."
"How touching," said St. Peter. "You too may enter." And in she went.
He then came to the last nurse, to whom he asked, "So, what did you do back on Earth?"
After some hesitation, she explained, "I was just a nurse at an HMO (Health Insurers)."
St. Peter pondered this for a moment, and then said, "Okay, you may enter also."
"Whew!" said the nurse. "For a moment there, I thought you weren't going to let me in."
"Oh, you can come in," said St. Peter, "but you can only stay for three days..."
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Okay once again the rest is up to you!
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mi casa es tu casa
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Wishing you all good health luck love and happiness slainte Sile (◑‿◐)
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Topics: As before whatever you like within the rules above!
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Birthday Greetings from 3oma will be accessible from her silver account maartjeop
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Freerolls for Tuesday 22nd May
Stitcheroo
Puff Fish Poppers
Cuckoo Canvas
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Daily freeroll working today but don't hold your breath lol :))
****************
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long?
Hit the damn ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," says his partner.
"You'll never hit her from here."
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The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"
Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye."
"That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"
And turning to Jessica, she says:
"I've three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"
*****************
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
******************
Three nurses died and went to heaven, where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
To the first, he asked, "What did you do on Earth and why should you go to heaven?"
"I was a nurse in an inner city hospital," she replied. "I worked to bring healing and peace to the poor suffering city children."
"Very noble," said St. Peter. "You may enter."
And in through the gates she went.
To the next, he asked the same question: "So what did you do on Earth?"
"I was a nurse at a missionary hospital in Africa," she replied. "For many years, I worked with a skeleton crew of doctors and nurses who tried to reach out to as many peoples and tribes with a hand of healing and with a message of God's love."
"How touching," said St. Peter. "You too may enter." And in she went.
He then came to the last nurse, to whom he asked, "So, what did you do back on Earth?"
After some hesitation, she explained, "I was just a nurse at an HMO (Health Insurers)."
St. Peter pondered this for a moment, and then said, "Okay, you may enter also."
"Whew!" said the nurse. "For a moment there, I thought you weren't going to let me in."
"Oh, you can come in," said St. Peter, "but you can only stay for three days..."
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*******
Okay once again the rest is up to you!
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mi casa es tu casa
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Wishing you all good health luck love and happiness slainte Sile (◑‿◐)
Evening all, been another warm one here. Sis and I been packing up all day, found things I'd forgotten I'd forgotten about lol! Thought I'd share this - happier days http://prntscr.com/jnrr1w xxx
Aww every picture tells a story sweetie xxx
Monday, holiday, and my dog was passing blood this morning so ended up taking him to an emergency! He has a bladder infection probably as a result of taking urine sample at my vet's last week. He was not there so a substitute performed the test and was not careful with the needle! Grrr...
Ohh Irene the poor dog :-/
JB, that boy is growing! To young to drive that tractor yet, though.
Good night Sile..rest well xxxx
Sweet Jacob pic's @JB..he's so cute in his dinosaur jammies, although that tractor might be a bit too big for him to drive yet...lol
Just a little :)) Anyway gentle peeps I am off to my nest goodnight xxx
Its' been in the high 90F here all week..we had a deluge of rain this morning which was welcome...humidity is horrid now though..cats are splayed out on the cool kitchen tiles...lol. I attended my oldest Grand daughter's HS Graduation this afternoon..stifling..lovely otherwise :))
we have had high humidity here it drains you :-/ Glad you had a good day despite the stifling weather hun x