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linda81344 has been a member since 12/20/13 and was last logged in on 12/20/13
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    It's me steve the-sphinx i realwy realwy did come to the states i am here now and the first thing i did when my dear old friend Linda8134 picked me up at the airport was go straight to the VFW hall to say my pledge of allegiance to the American flag, what an Honour that was!!!!!! And on New Years day my dear old friend Linda8134 had a New Year Party she did invite all of her rowdy friends, i was the guest of honour called baby new year I had on a banner with 2013 on it and a nappy nothing more, i did have a hole in the front on my nappy because i still play with myself but one of Linda8134's friends made me cry because he stuck my small willy with a tooth pick thinking it was a vienna sausage, my dear old friend Linda8134 served vienna sausage as horderves me willy is still sore!!!! But the party was a blast, we were so loud we sounded like we were at an ok corral shooting up everything and if you don't believe me ask linda here she is YES IT IS ME LINDA AND SMASHIE IS HERE HE IS BABY NEW YEAR AND HE HAS ON A DIAPER AND IT DOES HAVE A HOLE IN THE FRONT THAT WAS A SURPRISE BUT A GOOD SURPRISE HE MADE IT ALL THE WAY HERE THIS TIME HIS MUM PINNED A NOTE ON HIM AND THEY MOVED HIM UP TO THE FIRST SEAT THAT'S WHY HE THOUGHT HE WAS IN FIRST CLASS PICTURES WILL FOLLOW BUT THEY WILL BE TAKEN FAR AWAY BECAUSE HE DON'T WANT PEOPLE SEEING HIS AGE OR HIS BIG VAJINGLE BELLY NOW I AM OFF TO THE WORLD MARKET BECAUSE SMASHIE IS THROWING A FIT BECAUSE HE WANTS HIS FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST
    NOW IT'S DECEMBER 2013 AND GUESS WHO SHOWED UP AT MY DOOR LAST NIGHT THE LITTLE BABY BASTARD SMASHIE I WAS TRYING TO KEEP THE PARTY HUSH HUSH BUT WORD GOT OUT ON KING AND HE FOUND OUT ITS NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS YET AND IM STUCK WITH HIM TO MY SURPRISE THE DOOR BELL RANG AND THERE HE WAS WITH HIS 2013 BANNER ON AND HIS DIAPER WITH A HOLE IN THE FRONT THE ONE HE DUG OUT WITH A SPOON THAT SAME SPOON HE TRIED TO AMPUTATE HIS ARM WITH AND A SUITCASE IN HIS HAND LAST YEAR HE COULDN'T KEEP HIS HANDS OFF OF HUSBAND AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED WE SAT AROUND TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER AND WHEN IT WAS BEDTIME SMASHIE MARCHED STRAIGHT TO OUR BEDROOM NEEDLESS TO SAY I HAD TO SLEEP IN THE GUESTROOM AS SMASHIE AND HUSBAND HAD MUCH CATCHING UP TO DO BOY OH BOY I WISH I NEVER WOULD HAVE HAD THAT DREAM WHERE SMASHIE AND HUSBAND WERE HUGGING AND SPOONING IM NOT ABOUT TO GO TO THE WORLD MARKET TO GET THE FIXINGS TO MAKE A FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST SMASHIE HAD VIENNA SAUSAGE FROM LAST YEAR FOR BREAKFAST AND HE SAID HIS WILLY IS STILL SORE FORM LAST YEAR NOW IM OFF TO CHANGE THE BED SHEETS AS SMASHIE STILL WETS THE BED
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