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Welcome to the Roving ClubHouse Blog. Come right on in, you’re welcome to any beverages and snacks you find during your visit here.
Most that know me know that I enjoy making folks laugh and smile, it keeps you young but mostly it makes folks wonder what you’ve been up to.
Valentines Day is coming up and for some reason it made me think back when the hubby & I was still dating. So here’s a little story from that time.
We had been out that evening, a little dinner, some dancing (and of course a few adult beverages) we had a wonderful night.
He had purchased me a few roses from the flower girl (awww, isn’t he the sweatheart) so moving on, we were traveling home and I really really needed to pee. Looking we could find nothing open. I told him just find somewhere.
He found a little road and turned in drove a bit so I wouldn’t be flashing anybody. I opened the car door I stepped out I did notice a small creek that ran beside the road. I'll just stay close to the car.
So I’m completing my business and trying to adjust my clothing, I slipped…..
My hubby(then boyfriend) came running around the car and stopped dead.
Here I layed in that creek, undies around my knees, grass in my crack but holding tight to those damn roses and laughing.
The moral to my story is leave the flipping roses in the car!!!!
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On the thought of Men and Women here are a few of my favorites:
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding and soon realized she was heading straight to his row. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation be blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned and smiled and said “Business”. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomanics Convention in Boston.
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he ever seen sitting next to him and she was was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked “What’s your business role at this convention?”
Lecturer, she responded, I use information that have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.
Really? He said “ and what kind of myths are there?”
Well…she explained “One popular myth is that African-American men are the most endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native America Indian who most likely to have that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when usually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that lovers who have the best stamina are from the southern states .
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t be discussing all this with you. I don’t even know your name.
He held his hand out and said, Tonto, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba….
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A Man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother. Walking back to his car, he notices a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity "Why did you have to die" Why did you have to die".
He approached him and said "Sir", I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more then I've ever seen before. For whom do mourn so deeply? A Child? A Parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, them replied " My wife's first Husband"
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Hope you smiled, maybe laughed.
So now, the blog is open, share a story, share a thought.
☺☺☺☺☺PJ☺☺☺☺☺
Most that know me know that I enjoy making folks laugh and smile, it keeps you young but mostly it makes folks wonder what you’ve been up to.
Valentines Day is coming up and for some reason it made me think back when the hubby & I was still dating. So here’s a little story from that time.
We had been out that evening, a little dinner, some dancing (and of course a few adult beverages) we had a wonderful night.
He had purchased me a few roses from the flower girl (awww, isn’t he the sweatheart) so moving on, we were traveling home and I really really needed to pee. Looking we could find nothing open. I told him just find somewhere.
He found a little road and turned in drove a bit so I wouldn’t be flashing anybody. I opened the car door I stepped out I did notice a small creek that ran beside the road. I'll just stay close to the car.
So I’m completing my business and trying to adjust my clothing, I slipped…..
My hubby(then boyfriend) came running around the car and stopped dead.
Here I layed in that creek, undies around my knees, grass in my crack but holding tight to those damn roses and laughing.
The moral to my story is leave the flipping roses in the car!!!!
☺☺☺☺☺
On the thought of Men and Women here are a few of my favorites:
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding and soon realized she was heading straight to his row. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation be blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned and smiled and said “Business”. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomanics Convention in Boston.
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he ever seen sitting next to him and she was was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked “What’s your business role at this convention?”
Lecturer, she responded, I use information that have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.
Really? He said “ and what kind of myths are there?”
Well…she explained “One popular myth is that African-American men are the most endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native America Indian who most likely to have that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when usually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that lovers who have the best stamina are from the southern states .
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t be discussing all this with you. I don’t even know your name.
He held his hand out and said, Tonto, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba….
☺☺☺☺☺
A Man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother. Walking back to his car, he notices a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity "Why did you have to die" Why did you have to die".
He approached him and said "Sir", I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more then I've ever seen before. For whom do mourn so deeply? A Child? A Parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, them replied " My wife's first Husband"
☺☺☺☺☺
Hope you smiled, maybe laughed.
So now, the blog is open, share a story, share a thought.
☺☺☺☺☺PJ☺☺☺☺☺
Put your dancing shoes on. It's almost time for the Valentine's dance. You sure are going to make a good looking dance partner. hahahahaha ♥♥
Why Thank you Darling, I must say that you are looking rather Lovely yourself, Love you ♥♥♥
Off to play in the dirt...or maybe mud,we've had rain here lately.But I think I'll take a detour around the punchbowl at til's first and do something with this bucket of pulque I've bought.Have fun,everyone!!
Renie has her punch bowl out? I know where I'm heading, no change that, I know where I'm running to. RENIE save some for ME pleaseeeeeeeeee ☺
big smile here phyllis! a bit of cherokee, mostly southern roots, rather compatible marriage to a lovely jew. course lisa found the roses story hysterical! too much!
Hmmmm, Cherokee and Southern, no wonder Lisa smiles alot ☺☺
Good morning,everyone!! What a great way to start the day...thanks for the giggles,going to read them to Marco later!! Happpy day to all!!
Good Morning to you as well Darling. I must agree with you, laughing is a great way to start ones day ☺
I was laughing out so loud after reading your blog. Very funny and really enjoyed your jokes. I love Southern jokes!!!
Glad you enjoyed them Judy. Laughter keeps us young and Honey, I need all the help I can get ☺
Aren't you glad they didn't have cell phones back thenI Today I would probably be the 3000th visitor on your youtube page..LOL...Hysterical!...the Valentine's Dance blog has been posted and I wish to announce that me and teresaroot are the "dance warriors"...so get out of our way!...Woooohoooo!
Renie my Dear, I would be a widow now!!!! I keep telling him, he's worth more to me dead then alive ☺☺☺☺