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Welcome to the Roving ClubHouse Blog. Come right on in, you’re welcome to any beverages and snacks you find during your visit here.
Most that know me know that I enjoy making folks laugh and smile, it keeps you young but mostly it makes folks wonder what you’ve been up to.
Valentines Day is coming up and for some reason it made me think back when the hubby & I was still dating. So here’s a little story from that time.
We had been out that evening, a little dinner, some dancing (and of course a few adult beverages) we had a wonderful night.
He had purchased me a few roses from the flower girl (awww, isn’t he the sweatheart) so moving on, we were traveling home and I really really needed to pee. Looking we could find nothing open. I told him just find somewhere.
He found a little road and turned in drove a bit so I wouldn’t be flashing anybody. I opened the car door I stepped out I did notice a small creek that ran beside the road. I'll just stay close to the car.
So I’m completing my business and trying to adjust my clothing, I slipped…..
My hubby(then boyfriend) came running around the car and stopped dead.
Here I layed in that creek, undies around my knees, grass in my crack but holding tight to those damn roses and laughing.
The moral to my story is leave the flipping roses in the car!!!!
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On the thought of Men and Women here are a few of my favorites:
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding and soon realized she was heading straight to his row. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation be blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned and smiled and said “Business”. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomanics Convention in Boston.
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he ever seen sitting next to him and she was was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked “What’s your business role at this convention?”
Lecturer, she responded, I use information that have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.
Really? He said “ and what kind of myths are there?”
Well…she explained “One popular myth is that African-American men are the most endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native America Indian who most likely to have that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when usually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that lovers who have the best stamina are from the southern states .
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t be discussing all this with you. I don’t even know your name.
He held his hand out and said, Tonto, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba….
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A Man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother. Walking back to his car, he notices a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity "Why did you have to die" Why did you have to die".
He approached him and said "Sir", I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more then I've ever seen before. For whom do mourn so deeply? A Child? A Parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, them replied " My wife's first Husband"
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Hope you smiled, maybe laughed.
So now, the blog is open, share a story, share a thought.
☺☺☺☺☺PJ☺☺☺☺☺
Most that know me know that I enjoy making folks laugh and smile, it keeps you young but mostly it makes folks wonder what you’ve been up to.
Valentines Day is coming up and for some reason it made me think back when the hubby & I was still dating. So here’s a little story from that time.
We had been out that evening, a little dinner, some dancing (and of course a few adult beverages) we had a wonderful night.
He had purchased me a few roses from the flower girl (awww, isn’t he the sweatheart) so moving on, we were traveling home and I really really needed to pee. Looking we could find nothing open. I told him just find somewhere.
He found a little road and turned in drove a bit so I wouldn’t be flashing anybody. I opened the car door I stepped out I did notice a small creek that ran beside the road. I'll just stay close to the car.
So I’m completing my business and trying to adjust my clothing, I slipped…..
My hubby(then boyfriend) came running around the car and stopped dead.
Here I layed in that creek, undies around my knees, grass in my crack but holding tight to those damn roses and laughing.
The moral to my story is leave the flipping roses in the car!!!!
☺☺☺☺☺
On the thought of Men and Women here are a few of my favorites:
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding and soon realized she was heading straight to his row. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation be blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned and smiled and said “Business”. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomanics Convention in Boston.
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he ever seen sitting next to him and she was was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked “What’s your business role at this convention?”
Lecturer, she responded, I use information that have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.
Really? He said “ and what kind of myths are there?”
Well…she explained “One popular myth is that African-American men are the most endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native America Indian who most likely to have that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when usually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that lovers who have the best stamina are from the southern states .
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t be discussing all this with you. I don’t even know your name.
He held his hand out and said, Tonto, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba….
☺☺☺☺☺
A Man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother. Walking back to his car, he notices a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity "Why did you have to die" Why did you have to die".
He approached him and said "Sir", I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more then I've ever seen before. For whom do mourn so deeply? A Child? A Parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, them replied " My wife's first Husband"
☺☺☺☺☺
Hope you smiled, maybe laughed.
So now, the blog is open, share a story, share a thought.
☺☺☺☺☺PJ☺☺☺☺☺
Followed the music tonight and got to see two camadas dancing in the streets.The first was on a steep hill,and when the dancing pairs would come down to the bottom where the man twirls the lady,then kneels and waits for her to spin in a complete circle around him,the poor ladies had to struggle>>>
knew there was yet another reason why we get along famously amy. mostly get pratchett humour second hand from boys. learning to decipher their code. it was eldest who made it his life's mission to get the youngest to read them all. hasn't even complained much when his pristine pbs returned dogeared.
oooo loved SKs dark tower novels. 'childe roland to the dark tower came...' and who could forget Blaine the Train. seriously disturbing. i personally thought TPs 'witches abroad' was one of the funniest books iv ever read, but they are all good. Death is a hoot in all of them. try reaper man:)
Good morning,everyone!! Could be,dennis....it was a REALLY REALLY long time ago.Have to confess I never got as interested in Pratchett as I might have in later years.Will see what I can find of his on my next trip to AZ..Thrift shop always has tons of used booksof all kinds for 25 cents per!! =))
don't mind seeing the bad unicorn as it means i've at least reached level 4 lol! i'm pretty dreadful at that game as well. as for pratchett, might u be thinking of nightwatch dz? so many discworld novels.
Your not alone Dennis ☺
Been a really long time but didn't Pratchett write one called Night Mare? About a horse that controlled dreams or something....full of puns and very clever. I have just finished the Puzzle Mana dip and no Bad Unicorn in sight....Poot. Good night,everone!!
Night sweetie ♥