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Welcome to the Roving ClubHouse 2/12/12 8:39 PM

Welcome to the Roving ClubHouse Blog. Come right on in, you’re welcome to any beverages and snacks you find during your visit here.

Most that know me know that I enjoy making folks laugh and smile, it keeps you young but mostly it makes folks wonder what you’ve been up to.

Valentines Day is coming up and for some reason it made me think back when the hubby & I was still dating. So here’s a little story from that time.

We had been out that evening, a little dinner, some dancing (and of course a few adult beverages) we had a wonderful night.

He had purchased me a few roses from the flower girl (awww, isn’t he the sweatheart) so moving on, we were traveling home and I really really needed to pee. Looking we could find nothing open. I told him just find somewhere.

He found a little road and turned in drove a bit so I wouldn’t be flashing anybody. I opened the car door I stepped out I did notice a small creek that ran beside the road. I'll just stay close to the car.

So I’m completing my business and trying to adjust my clothing, I slipped…..

My hubby(then boyfriend) came running around the car and stopped dead.

Here I layed in that creek, undies around my knees, grass in my crack but holding tight to those damn roses and laughing.

The moral to my story is leave the flipping roses in the car!!!!

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On the thought of Men and Women here are a few of my favorites:

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding and soon realized she was heading straight to his row. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation be blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned and smiled and said “Business”. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomanics Convention in Boston.

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he ever seen sitting next to him and she was was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked “What’s your business role at this convention?”

Lecturer, she responded, I use information that have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.

Really? He said “ and what kind of myths are there?”
Well…she explained “One popular myth is that African-American men are the most endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native America Indian who most likely to have that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when usually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that lovers who have the best stamina are from the southern states .

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t be discussing all this with you. I don’t even know your name.

He held his hand out and said, Tonto, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba….

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A Man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother. Walking back to his car, he notices a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity "Why did you have to die" Why did you have to die".

He approached him and said "Sir", I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more then I've ever seen before. For whom do mourn so deeply? A Child? A Parent?

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, them replied " My wife's first Husband"

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Hope you smiled, maybe laughed.

So now, the blog is open, share a story, share a thought.

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Comments

  • alotudo

    OMG! Your date story is too funny... and the new nickname: PeeJ is perfect!


    Tudie, I didn't pee in my j's, I slipped in my pee landed on my arse with grass in my crack. My undies came though it smelling like Roses ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

  • rick_baker

    I haven't been visiting the bouncing blogs, but I had to drop in here! Nice romantic story there... :) I will check in later


    Oh yea a man's dream date, girl in a creek with grass in her crack holding a bunch of roses☺☺☺☺☺

  • susan462

    Oh the jokes & story are so funny..the Tonto, Tonto "Bubba" Goldstein just cracked me up...I really needed a good laugh today..thanks & thanks for hosting the CH...see ya later xx


    No Thanks needed my dear, the pleasure is mine. Happy to give all a laugh and a smile ☺

  • mcd023

    Oh so funny, can't top that, but the myth about African American men well..not a myth, haha, and the mourner story sounds like something my 2nd husband would do to my 1st husbands grave. lol My sister married a Jewish man now I know why! thanks for the laugh, sue


    mmmm, thanks for that info!!!! LOL Glad you enjoyed a laugh ☺

  • ldbevins

    Enjoyed your stories! Thanks for the laugh. diane


    Thank you ☺

  • Mrs.Gemstar

    Loved your story. Needed a laugh.


    Happy to help anyway I can ☺


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