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Welcome to the Roving ClubHouse 2/12/12 8:39 PM

Welcome to the Roving ClubHouse Blog. Come right on in, you’re welcome to any beverages and snacks you find during your visit here.

Most that know me know that I enjoy making folks laugh and smile, it keeps you young but mostly it makes folks wonder what you’ve been up to.

Valentines Day is coming up and for some reason it made me think back when the hubby & I was still dating. So here’s a little story from that time.

We had been out that evening, a little dinner, some dancing (and of course a few adult beverages) we had a wonderful night.

He had purchased me a few roses from the flower girl (awww, isn’t he the sweatheart) so moving on, we were traveling home and I really really needed to pee. Looking we could find nothing open. I told him just find somewhere.

He found a little road and turned in drove a bit so I wouldn’t be flashing anybody. I opened the car door I stepped out I did notice a small creek that ran beside the road. I'll just stay close to the car.

So I’m completing my business and trying to adjust my clothing, I slipped…..

My hubby(then boyfriend) came running around the car and stopped dead.

Here I layed in that creek, undies around my knees, grass in my crack but holding tight to those damn roses and laughing.

The moral to my story is leave the flipping roses in the car!!!!

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On the thought of Men and Women here are a few of my favorites:

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding and soon realized she was heading straight to his row. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation be blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned and smiled and said “Business”. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomanics Convention in Boston.

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he ever seen sitting next to him and she was was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked “What’s your business role at this convention?”

Lecturer, she responded, I use information that have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.

Really? He said “ and what kind of myths are there?”
Well…she explained “One popular myth is that African-American men are the most endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native America Indian who most likely to have that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when usually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that lovers who have the best stamina are from the southern states .

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t be discussing all this with you. I don’t even know your name.

He held his hand out and said, Tonto, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba….

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A Man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother. Walking back to his car, he notices a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity "Why did you have to die" Why did you have to die".

He approached him and said "Sir", I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more then I've ever seen before. For whom do mourn so deeply? A Child? A Parent?

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, them replied " My wife's first Husband"

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Hope you smiled, maybe laughed.

So now, the blog is open, share a story, share a thought.

☺☺☺☺☺PJ☺☺☺☺☺

Comments

  • sanbie

    PJ you are awesome! I am laughing so hard. Thanks for the smiles. Happy Valentines day to everyone. (Feel free to stop by my blog for some author suggestions! I am back.:P)


    Awwww, thank you my dear.

  • b1fu2

    Juls said to stop by and read your blog. Funny stories. Have a wonderful Valentines Day. Nan


    Thanks for stopping by Nan, glad you enjoyed the stories.

  • 21balloonz

    LOL, your story is great! First time that happened to my wife and I, there was a very horny bull about 100 yds away. He became WAY too interested - and headed that way while she screamed for help! LOL, I managed to distract him long enough to finish business...


    I think I'm happy I just had to deal with some grass. A horny Bull, Oh my LOL

  • NurseScotty

    Happy Valentine's Day to everyone! Hope you have a great day, full of love & chocolates! lol


    Happy Valentines to you as well Rebecca.

  • comgame

    An aging Paddy walks into a chemist and asks for some Viagra tablets cut into quarters. "A quarter of a tablet isn't enough for an erection" said the chemist. "Son I’m 96, I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out enough so I don't piddle over my slippers"


    Sile, you just kill me girl, ROFL ☺☺☺

  • DZMXAZ

    Good night,everyone!! Quitting early so I can be ready for my Valentine's Day date....nice little walk of 20 miles or so and lunch at Tony's by the bus station.Plus Marco promised to buy me chocolate....he'd better!! :D See you tomorrow!


    Happy Valentines, have a wonderful day with Marco ♥


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