New Friend Request
This was from a blog on the internet... had to copy it. 1/25/08 12:09 PM
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
And doesn't mind admitting when he's wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call,
he won't wait two weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed
& opens my door & begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who will make love to my mind,
knows just what to say when I ask,
" How Big is My Behind !?! "
One who will kiss me till my body twitchin',
In the hall, the shower, the garden and the kitchen.
I pray this man will love me to no end, and never
attempts to date my best friend.
And, as I kneel and pray by my bed ...
I look at the Butt Head you sent me instead!!!
Amen
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
And doesn't mind admitting when he's wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call,
he won't wait two weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed
& opens my door & begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who will make love to my mind,
knows just what to say when I ask,
" How Big is My Behind !?! "
One who will kiss me till my body twitchin',
In the hall, the shower, the garden and the kitchen.
I pray this man will love me to no end, and never
attempts to date my best friend.
And, as I kneel and pray by my bed ...
I look at the Butt Head you sent me instead!!!
Amen
OMG THIS IS THE BEST YET!! AN GOD BLESS THE BUTT HEADS WHERE WOULD BE WITH OUT THEM....................................HEAVEN MAYBE....LOL...
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lol!!! I love this!!! this was great!!!!