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    Hi thanks for the visit.... Heres a few must reads.... I hope you all have a good laugh after this !!!!!!!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MEN Vs WOMEN 1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup. 2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip. 3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery. 4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was out for a drink with the wife last night and I said, "I love you". She asked me, "Is that you or the beer talking" I said, "It's me........I'm talking to the beer"!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The two blonds have met and one of them says, "Yesterday, during the blackout I got stuck in a lift for three hours!" "It's nothing. I was standing on an escalator for three hours!", says other blonde----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three women are out clubbing and they spot a club that says, "Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The first floor has a sign on the door that reads, "All men here are short and plain." The women laugh and continue up to the second floor. The sign reads, "All men here are tall and plain." Still this isn't good enough, and the women proceed to the third floor. "All men here are short and handsome." The women still want more and go to the fourth floor, where the sign reads, "All men here are tall and handsome." This is perfect and the women are preparing to go in, when they realise that there is still one more floor. They go up one floor and read the sign. "There are no men here. This floor is built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends:
    1st: How your girlfriend look like? 2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours? 1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After an accident ....
    1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first. 2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO....--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory. He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back. "Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away. Ten years later he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, "How?" The old man takes one look at his face and replies, "Scrambled."
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