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KnkyKoz1 has been a member since 5/17/12 and was last logged in on 5/7/15
  • About me

    Headlines in a local newspaper reads ..LSD MAKES USERS LOSE WEIGHT...That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it. harr harr




    There is one thing in life that i have come to realize which has held me in good stead for years. . and that is NEVER hold your farts in. . They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from i tell ya. . ha ha haaa






    i have a very off the wall (some might even say frickin nutz) sense of humour. . . i laugh a lot. . .not on my own you understand. . folk would think i was really nuts doing stuff like that


    o<ll:o)



    i do the things folk least expect me to do. . lol


    i strongly suspect I'm the kind of person that my mum warned me about.


    i don't wanna be anything other than what iv been trying to be lately


    My mother was a ventriloquist. . for YEARS i thought the dog was telling me to kill my dad!



    I hate weddings...i always get little old dears (after elbowing me in the ribs and winking) saying to me "it'll be your turn next dear". . . . i think iv put a stop to all that tho by saying the same thing to them at funerals :oD



    A little boy walks in on his parents having sex, his dad says Jacob please leave me and mommy are trying to make you a brother or sister and, the child replies. Daddy do her doggy style I want puppies.



    I am a woman in love


    I'm loving my life so much. . (thanx to Leo who taught me to live & love again. . took him3 years but he got there in the end) its finally turned out so wonderful. . .despite the kids! HaHaHa just kidding hannah . . you were the only thing keeping me alive babe xx


    i only have a handful of friends on here because im quite choosy these days. .met too many asswipes see.... but the 1s I've kept are the best king has to offer. there's not many women as they don't often take to me, the ladies...ha ha blessum...damn love the ones iv got tho. They be diamonds.


    my motto is if u don't like me that's fine crack on. . just go sit over there with the other bitches waiting for me to give a fcuk!



    SMILE because you are entering the gateway to the wonderful land of Koz


    be afraid. . . be verrrrry afraid


    HAH.. ha..ha (evil laugh)


    LLLLLoL
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    FROM:  kezthevodka
    Just swinging pass my Yorkshire lass I am not beautiful as a rose but my heart is more beautiful than a rose because my heart is full of you and your friendship love you lots hugs & kisses coming your way luv kez ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

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