New Friend Request
Happy Thanksgiving 11/19/08 5:47 PM
The Parrot.........
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. It wasn't long
before he discovered that the parrot had a bad attitude and an even
worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,
obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
Saying only polite words, playing soft music, and doing anything else he
could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
back. John grabbed the parrot and shook him. The parrot got angrier
and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the
bird, and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then
Suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said,"I
believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions, and I
Fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change
In his behavior the bird continued, "May I please ask, sir, what did the
turkey do?"
Happy Thanksgiving.
roflmao - i love this one!...kisses, mimzy