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dogs3 has been a member since 1/18/06 and was last logged in on 4/16/15

Jokes 1/20/09 10:41 PM

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FU YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fu you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

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Comments

  • snapeswidow

    ROTFL! love the doctor one!

  • Linda8134

    ROFL! These are some good ones!!

  • bigfanochoc

    Great jokes hun. Come and see me too, always a few laffs on my pro. xxx

  • Babygirl1963

    OMG!!!!!!!! frickin hilarious!!!!! Serves that doctor right!!!

  • GERARDOJ

    LOL, ONLY LOL, JAJAJAJAJAJAJ. ALL IS TRUE

  • jugsmrs

    The sex joke is soooo true (I know people like that) and your joke is funny it made me giggle thanks


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