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Proud to be WELSH 3/7/09 10:37 AM

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
world.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando , thinking that
he would start by working his way across the USA
from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall
with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'.
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what
the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
same looking golden telephone with the same sign
under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando
and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
he could talk to God.
'O.K., thank you,' said the American .
He then travelled all across America, Europe, England, Japan, New
Zealand.
In every church he saw the same looking golden telephone with the same
'$10,000 per call' sign under it.
The American decided to travel to Wales to see if the Welsh had the
same phone.
He arrived at Swansea in Glamorgan, Wales and again, in the first
church he entered, there was the same looking golden
telephone, but this time the sign under it read '40p per call.'
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
'Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've
seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a
direct line to Heaven, but in all of them price was $10,000 per call.
Why is it so cheap here?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Wales now, son - it's a
local call'.

Comments

  • Pookie1B

    Tres droll!

  • Littlewitch13

    Ha ha ha, very funny, but true. San xx

  • Ms.annie72

    Ahh, that's cute hun!

  • D.J.L.

    HAHA I like that keep writing

  • hazelhazel

    love it janeen more please xx

  • cher99

    thats a good one. hehekeep on writing them.xxcher


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