like_a_pr1 has been a member since 9/16/17 and was last logged in on 9/16/17
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I'm looking for a guy called Pecker..
Did you lose your pecker in the war or something?
I touches his shriveled up little noodle, and his brains turn to frozen yogurt.
I'm looking for an American named Commander Shears.
I've got to stop a dangerous man.
Brisk air'll do wonders for a Johnson and I'm looking for a source called Sheriff.
I'm gonna cut his retard pecker off... and use it as a goddamn hood ornament.
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Ugly, little shriveled cock, with a tight foreskin.
Well, you're nothing but a crowing cock.
You fill a sack with plum tree leaves.
A lot of things go on here that are under the radar.
What is that horrible thing under the floor?
That snotty-nosed, little preppy prick...
He was about 30, tallish, long hair, long beard, small dick... you know, 'cause guys with big ones don't feel the need to jerk it at little girls, on the tail... liking that alot.
If your mouth was as big as your dick....
Like a prick... you're having second thoughts.
But this snipe had a long tail and looked more like a large mouse.
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If Corky'd had two guns instead of just a big dick he'd have defended himself to the end.
You overtook that Lib Dem prick...
I cut off prick... and finish.
All because one little... prick... had to go and write a book. Steve by summer blossom Stotch. I hope they bury you!
The only thing I regret is not gutting that trout-mouthed prick... like a fish and playing twister with his vitals.
Esmeralda Paulie, if we don't kill this prick... we should put him to work.
The difference between us and the rat... is you can't stick an electrode in our hypothalamus.
The last time, you were a child... crying for the Ninja Turtles.
But our snitch's car, turns out we find two grams of meth in it, we take it to the lab, they come back, they tell us it is the purest they've ever seen.