madmar1976 has been a member since 4/17/06 and was last logged in on 9/29/21
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
My favorite Comedian: George Carlin:
In his own words,
"'Older' sounds a little better than 'old,' doesn't it?," he said. "Sounds like it
might even last a little longer. ... I'm getting old. And it's OK. Because thanks
to our fear of death in this country I won't have to die, I'll 'pass away.' Or I'll 'expire,' like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they'll
call it a 'terminal episode.' The insurance company will refer to it as 'negative patient care outcome.' And if it's the result of malpractice they'll say it was a 'therapeutic misadventure.'""
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Some of my favorite quotes from my favorite comedian George Carlin:
"Inside every silver lining there's a dark cloud"
"Did you ever notice that when you run over someone twice, the second crunch isn't as loud as the first?"
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Henry Miller quote:
"Life moves on, whether we act as cowards or heroes. Life has no other
discipline to impose, if we would but realize it, than to accept life unquestioningly. Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away
from, everything we deny, denigrate or despise, serves to defeat us in the
end. What seems nasty, painful, evil can become a source of beauty, joy,
and strength, if faced with an open mind. Every moment is a golden one for
him who has the vision to recognize it as such."
My favorite TV show is the Simpsons, although Heroes is AWESOME!
In Futurama there is an episode when Bender get jettisoned into space and he meets God. And God says to him, "When you do something right the first time, people shouldn't be sure you've done anything at all." That is the motto I like to live by. Have a great day, and I hope you win lots of money.